my mba boss...

my mba boss is always puzzled by these....

1) pls take care of the orphaned java threads...(oh my... poor babies..but threads ?? )
2 ) but can you expose your APIs to us ? think about it... (excuse me??)
3 ) but why cant u reproduce at offshore (stunned ...speechless)
4 ) she has not commited yet (dont worry...she will)
5 ) the spring framework (whatever...)
6 ) how do i read a blob (a blob ??...of what ?)
7 ) eclipse is from sun ( wrong grammar ...)
8 ) this hibernate program takes a long time (yeah thats quite logical )
9 ) null pointer exceptions (whatever they are ..they are exceptions ...why do they still happen so often ? )
10) even the load balancing may not survive the stress test (hey chill guys ..relax...leave the managing to me...thats what i am here for...)
11) can u mail me the jars ? (get lost..i cant..uve lost ur mind..come here and get them urself)
12) use ant ..its easy that way (how can I use an ant ??)
13) is 2 phase commit really required (yes else there may be problems later)